i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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