why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I believe in your delicious
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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