If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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