Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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