When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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