i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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