I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
