i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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