She's JV to your varsity
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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