Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
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I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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