Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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