I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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