I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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