Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?

(617): View more from Massachusetts

Remember that time you hooked up with him?

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(208): View more from Idaho

Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.

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(602): View more from Arizona

You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.

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(219): View more from Indiana

my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus

(317): View more from Indiana

and who said we didn't have goals?

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(941): View more from Florida

i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water

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(206): View more from Washington

Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny

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