MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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