You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I deserve this hangover.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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