I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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