why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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