the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
