he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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