I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
