I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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