508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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