I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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