I'm laying in your front yard are you home
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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