zippers are such a cool invention
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
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