I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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