Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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