GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
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Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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