don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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