How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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