idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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