Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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