My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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