I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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