Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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