I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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