Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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