I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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