So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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