i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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