So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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