I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
soo... how was my night?
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