that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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