i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Randomize
