I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I am available for nakedness
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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