So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Jerry, you need to find god
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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