Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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