You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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