is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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