So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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