Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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