Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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