you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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