so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
this will be a night to untag.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
We have started to decorate penises.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
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