Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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