he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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