you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
